Christy: [in high pitched childish voice] Stephanie... tell me a stoRy..
Me: [in motherly, sing songy voice] Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Christy.
Christy: [in a flat, monotone voice] And then she killed herself.
Me: [in regular, disgusted voice] I guess we just wrote a short story...
Christy: *maniacal laugh* hee hee hee...