Tuesday, October 18, 2005

2005 > 1955?

The 1955 definition of a good wife:



My favorite? "Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him... remember, his topics of conversation are mor important than yours."

50 years later, it seems women are having problems finding man in general due to our damn independence.

If you are smart, successful, and career oriented and have trouble finding/keeping a man, please read the following to learn how you can make yourself attractive again:

" 'Bring your career down to reality,' suggests John Gray, Ph.D., author of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. 'Open up and show a vulnerable side right from the beginning. When a woman immediately senses that a man is intimidated, she should find a way of communicating that she has a need for some advice' "

Screw you, John Gray. Why is it ok for men to talk, nay, braG about their careers and a woman has to dumb hers down so she doesn't hurt the wittle man's ego?

Other helpful tips include:
"Chat up guys about their career" - like how they stop talking about theiR jobs to ask about ours?

"Find equal footing" - like how they considerately stop talking about football, T&A, and god knows what else to find something neutral to talk about with you?

Is it just me or is this article eerily regressive and starting to sound like the 1950's one, where it's all about the guy's job/life again?

I just think it's a damn shame for women to get so far, work so hard to get there, then have to pretenD we're not as successful just to snag some jerk who either will end up noT ok with you being the breadwinner or just becomes a Federline bum.

The sad point is, it's all true. Guys will always be intimidated by successful women, and women will always be impressed by more successful guys.

THIS is why I'm dropping out of college and going to mooch off my parents until I can meet some guy at a party who will be impressed by the fact I do absolutely nothing except twirl my hair and be reassured by the fact that I will have plenty of time to worship him and bear his progeny.

posted by Steph at 11:06 AM 3 comments

Monday, October 17, 2005

PMS

Demona848 (11:52:12 PM): answer, quick. what are the 3 things you do when a girl is PMS-ing:

The Boys:

CaliberX2 (11:53:04 PM): shut your mouth
CaliberX2 (11:53:10 PM): prepare to be patient
CaliberX2 (11:53:19 PM): try to remain calm

Dave Mei 83 (11:53:13 PM): smile
Dave Mei 83 (11:53:18 PM): get her whatever she wants
Dave Mei 83 (11:53:20 PM): give her space

flipryce (11:53:26 PM): three words
flipryce (11:53:28 PM): RUN
flipryce (11:53:29 PM): A
flipryce (11:53:30 PM): WAY

jerryWhOo (11:53:21 PM): avoid
jerryWhOo (11:53:58 PM): thats about it

Pkboi 24 (12:06:31 AM): avoid her, avoid her, avoid her

Someone Profound (11:57:11 PM): buy motrin
Someone Profound (11:57:15 PM): give them a sweater
Someone Profound (11:57:24 PM): leave them alone unless the girl wants attention

The Girls:

dynamite miss J (11:54:26 PM): eat
dynamite miss J (11:54:28 PM): bitch
dynamite miss J (11:54:29 PM): sleep

JoAnna (11:56:30 PM): food
JoAnna (11:56:39 PM): like give chocolates, cook dinner, stuff like that
JoAnna (11:56:56 PM): leave them alone
JoAnna (11:57:11 PM): and... give them a massage?

xlostang3lx (11:57:11 PM): buy her food, be nice, don't talk back if she's being unreasonable. haha

l a d y 02 3 21 (12:03:45 AM): by them tampons
l a d y 02 3 21 (12:03:53 AM): be our biotchs
l a d y 02 3 21 (12:04:02 AM): or stay away

N3mesis85 (12:49:12 AM): candy. i need sugar.
N3mesis85 (12:49:28 AM): i want lots of attention. like bring me shit and pamper me.
N3mesis85 (12:49:49 AM): accept the fact that everything you say is wrong and everything i say is right.

Personally, I agree with the girls; there's a reason why most of them say food is number one. Second, let them bitch, and third, to quote miss caroline, "don't talk back if she's being unreasonable" - that's perfect.

For the boys who said 'avoid her' or 'run away', girls, be sure to return the favor the next time they're horny.

posted by Steph at 9:58 PM 1 comments

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Nyah nyah nyah

Yes. Everything you hear about my life this semester is true.

My life is totally, utterly stress free. My schedule?

MW: 2-3:30
TTH: 2-5
F: NOTHING

Because of an 'internship class', I only technically have 9 hours, 1 of which is 55% As, and 1 of which I'm taking for fun Pass/Fail.

I basically study for tests the night before, so I do ABSOLUTELY no school work whatsoever. My days consist of hanging out at ABSA events then hanging out with ABSA people afterwards.

I play, interact with people, eat good food, and enjoy my life. I also get 8-9 hours of sleep a night.

I do NOT feel bad; I worked the past 3 years to get where I am.

Jealous? Fine.

But don't HATE, k?

posted by Steph at 11:11 PM 2 comments

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

posted by Steph at 12:51 PM 0 comments

Monday, October 10, 2005

impulse

I love my cat in Seattle,

but I'm lonely in Austin and want a kitty....

Should I get one??

posted by Steph at 8:10 PM 3 comments