Christy: You look like a Marie..
Me: What?
Christy: I don't know.. for some reason you just seem like you would have a French name.
Me: [pauses to think] Fine. You look.. German. Or Russian. Natasha! From now on you are Natasha.
Christy: Or maybe you should be Patricia. Katrina.
(why are these all prissy names, by the way?)
Me: Fine. Then you're Gertrude.
Christy: You know what the ugliest name is? Olga.
Me: whatever, Bernice.