Christy and I are both drinking chocolate milk from the vending machine.
It is thick and sugary and feels so good going down I have drank half of it already.
Me: Oh my gosh! This milk has 50% of your daily saturated fat, Christy! FIFTY percent!
Christy: No it doesn't! Only 25%!
Me: In oNe serving! This bottle as two.!
Christy: Gee. ThankS for telling me. WILL YOU STOP READING LABELS!?!

I can't! I've always done it. And now that I'm in nutrition class ... there is no stopping me.