I was unhappy.
Every day I learn a little more about the "real world" and it's "real people" and it makes me a little bit sadder.

So I tried the slogan thing on Omar's profile.
You enter in a word.
It made Christy and I laugh hysterically.
Sometimes you just need that.
These are funny:

Moving at the speed of Christy.
Have a Christy and Smile.
Try Christy, you'll like it.
A Christy is Forever.
A Smooth-Running Christy is a Relaxing Experience.
You're in Good Hands with Christy.

and my favorite?

Christy - It Does a Body Good.