There has been a recent trend in felt jogging pants among the female residents in the Dobie community.
These little 'outfits' are worn fool the unsuspecting male into believing the females attired in these clothes actually exercise.
But be warned. Colorful jogging pants and matching headbands do noT a healthy individual make.
Upon closer examination it seems the purpose of these polyester/felt pants is to pull all adipose tissue from the upper gluteus maximus and force it into the lower, and actually covered, region. The end result is a pair of overstuffed, funky-looking pants.
WHY would you want your butt to look half its length, but twice its width?
Are @$$cracks now in fashion?
These little 'outfits' are worn fool the unsuspecting male into believing the females attired in these clothes actually exercise.
But be warned. Colorful jogging pants and matching headbands do noT a healthy individual make.
Upon closer examination it seems the purpose of these polyester/felt pants is to pull all adipose tissue from the upper gluteus maximus and force it into the lower, and actually covered, region. The end result is a pair of overstuffed, funky-looking pants.
WHY would you want your butt to look half its length, but twice its width?
Are @$$cracks now in fashion?
posted by Steph at 12:51 PM
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