Thursday, July 17, 2003

lilg8416: haha...i sneaked out a rat for u today
lilg8416: !!!
lilg8416: u owe me big time

Demona848: where is my rat?

lilg8416: sitting right infront of me

Demona848: ...
Demona848: are you serious?!?
Demona848: you're kidding, right homomar?
Demona848: there is no rat..

lilg8416: haha...no...and its heteromar
lilg8416: i thought u were serious stephanie
lilg8416: and i went out of my way to bring u one
lilg8416: its okay just give me 30 bucks to pay for the rat...and we'll call it even

Demona848: ..
Demona848: i do not believe you
Demona848: at all
Demona848: what color is it
Demona848: hurry. answer quick

lilg8416: are u calling me a lyier
lilg8416: white
lilg8416: red eyes

Demona848: noooO!!!
Demona848: why do you have one??
Demona848: seriously

lilg8416: for you!!

Demona848: ahhh!!

lilg8416: i was going to drop it by tomorrow
lilg8416: i was like...dont' kill it...someone i know wants it

lilg8416: man...r u really believe all this bs i'm giving u
lilg8416: next i'll say i got u a monkey
lilg8416: a pink one
lilg8416: and u'll believe me

Demona848: ...
Demona848: you SUCK! OMAR!
Demona848: HOMOmar
Demona848: you are not heteromar at ALL
Demona848: I got all excited..
Demona848: clearing room for it..
Demona848: meanie!!
Demona848: meanie!

;ilg8416: dude...xanga says that i'm heteromar
lilg8416: haha
lilg8416: srry
lilg8416: actually i'm not srry at all

Demona848: you raised my hopes and then dashed them cruelly!
Demona848: you are a heartless barbarian!

lilg8416: hahahah...

Demona848: evil fiend! souless monster!

lilg8416: hahhahaha
lilg8416: i remember someone saying that she doesn't care if i kill rats

Demona848: I shall tie you up, starve those rats, and then set those poor rats upon you

lilg8416: OMG
lilg8416: call me a heartless bastard

Demona848: Then I shall broadcast your demise on the internet.. to warn future liars not to mess with my emotions as you have!

lilg8416: ahhh...u scare me!!
lilg8416: i never knew u had this in you

Demona848: you'll be ORGANless once I'm done with you!
Demona848: you FOOL!
Demona848: ok just kidding. i love you omar. even if you didn't get me a rat
Demona848: well, i take it back. i don't love you

lilg8416: hahahhaa...and i bet u'll hang the organs on ur wall

Demona848: but I'm not gonna kill you

lilg8416: hahaha
lilg8416: well...i might kill you
lilg8416: u'd beter watchout

Demona848: oh PUH-leeze
Demona848: like you stand a chance
Demona848: hahahahaha
Demona848: you're funny.

lilg8416: hahahah...man i've been working out all summer
lilg8416: jus so i can kill you

Demona848: I'll chew out your organs with my bare teeth
Demona848: I don't need rats

lilg8416: hahahaha
lilg8416: ur sick

Demona848: After I sever your jugular with my incisors you'll be too weak to use any muscle you may have been able to develop
lilg8416: hahaha
lilg8416: allright u win
lilg8416: i'm sorry
lilg8416: i don't think i'll come around u for a couple of months

Demona848: don't worry. I don't really attack people and make them bleed

lilg8416: i don't know...i read ur xanga

Demona848: so? what does that disclose exactly

lilg8416: that u can make scary faces
lilg8416: and ur screen name fits u

Demona848: how so

lilg8416: demona's that gargoyle right
lilg8416: and they're pretty viscous and scary (not like i couldnt' take em)
lilg8416: and tha faces u were making...that fits a gargoyle

Demona848: ..
Demona848: I LOOK LIKE A GARGOYLE?!?!

lilg8416: noooooooooooo
lilg8416: nooooooo
lilg8416: i think i should stop speacking about this
lilg8416: before i get in trouble

Demona848: good idea
Demona848: you're amusing
Demona848: ::pats head::

lilg8416: haha...so r u
lilg8416: slaps ass

lilg8416: ok...u haven't responded in a while
lilg8416: i was j/k abou the slaps ass thing
lilg8416: i'll give u a "pat head"


if anyone's going to be looking...
OMAR's body will be found floating down the nearest moving body of water

posted by Steph at 10:00 PM

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