[omar pretending to be jon on omar's screen name]
(but it backfires, muahahaha)

lilg8416: i am jon
lilg8416: i am gay
lilg8416: just thought u'd wanna know
lilg8416: find me a man, noW!
Demona848: i know. you're gay with omar. duh
lilg8416: no
Demona848: yes
lilg8416: omar is str8
lilg8416: i've tried
lilg8416: i've failed
Demona848: no he's not, jon. you of all people would know
lilg8416: :'(

lilg8416: y can't u jus admit omar's str8
Demona848: cause he uses words like 'str8'
lilg8416: hmmm
lilg8416: well that's the thug in him
lilg8416: he can't do anythign about it
lilg8416: he tries
Demona848: HAHAAHA
Demona848: omar = thug?
Demona848: that's even funnier than omar = straight

lilg8416: hmm yea...i guess he's good at hiding his thugish appeal
lilg8416: ok...i know u don't know but this is really omar
lilg8416: !!!
lilg8416: HAAAAA
Demona848: NO WAY
Demona848: AHHH
Demona848: i said all those bad things about him
lilg8416: omg
lilg8416: i so tricked u