We're having Omar's birthday today.

Me: Hey Chris, let's take this extra purple icing and put it on Omar and lick it off.
Chris: Hell no! (chris is straight)
Me: Hey, Jon, let's take this purple icing and put it on Omar and lick it off.
Jon: YES! Like, right there? [points to Omar's crotch]
Omar: JON! She puts this stuff in her blog!

Then I hear random snips of conversation:

Jon: Omar, don't you love me??
Omar: Jon! get down on your knees!

Thao: You guys make out??
Omar: Yes.
Jon: In the restroom.

Then Omar tries to kick all the girls out of the room.

He really is a Homomar.

Happy [early] Birthay, HOMOmar