A funny thing happened while Jennifer and I were at the mall today.

Me [looking through clothing window]: Oh my gosh look at that cute little black thing! I want it!
Jennifer [looking horrified]: You just said that and pointed as a black woman with a baby stroller walked by!
Me: what? I meant that jacket!
Jennifer: I thought you meant the baby!!
Me: WHY would I say that?!?!

hahahaha. cute little black thing. I really did mean the jacket.
anyways, it was funny.
I hope the lady didn't hear me.