A war is waging within ABSA....
Certain sib families have crossed the line. At first they were insignificant instances, indirect comments. But the infidels have grown bolder. They now rudely and brashly embark upon a crusade to steal my sibs away frome me.
In the past few months, at least half the big sibs in ABSA have attempted to lure Caroline and Hanh over to the dark side. I have stood by and endured insult after insult, and witnessed act after thoughtless act of treachery.
But no longer - No longer will I allow this connivance to continue!
Hanh and Caroline are MY sibs. MINE, got it? Shobit, Gene, Joe, Ansar, Sarah, even sweet-seeming Vivian: I accuse you of being guilty on at least one count of attempted thievery of sibs! This includes bribery, insulting me as a Big Sib, cajoling, manipulation, and physically pulling my sibs away from me.
Gene is the worsT. Him and his whole wretched family.
Demona848 (12:19:28 AM): want to quote on my Informer article?
Demona848 (12:19:36 AM): on why your weirdo family wore matching shirts to DIM SUM
HolyHeYsus (12:21:43 AM): and jealousy rears its ugly head
Demona848 (12:23:48 AM): the only ugly head around here is the one on those hideous yellow shirts
HolyHeYsus (12:26:07 AM): psh u wish u had a head that good looking on ur chest
HolyHeYsus (12:33:43 AM): u know i'm considering making 2 new shirts for 2 possible recruits into the gene pool
Demona848 (12:34:21 AM): yeah good luck finding someone who's DNA is inferior enough to be in thaT pool
HolyHeYsus (12:38:11 AM): well i was thinkin of inviting u, but ur rite i've gotta up my standards, maybe i'll ask caroline and hanh instead
Demona848 (12:39:04 AM): but if you up your standards so much that hanh and caroline can join, then neither you nor your sibs would fit the criteria
Look at that! Exhibit A.
I don't know WHY everyone is in a conspiracy to take Hanh and Caroline away from me. Just because they had the good sense to choose to be in my family in the first place shouldn't make them victims in this pitiful battle for the best sibs in ABSA. They're just innocent bystanders, ok? LEAVE THEM ALONE.
Exhibit B.
I'm reading Hanh's blog.. and what do I see??
A sneaky GenePool sib:
Hi Hanh!!!!
I hope you feel better...you can come talk to me if you need...i've been disappointed many times...so i know what it feels like
...AND we can go shopping...and buy new shoes
Posted 4/25/2004 at 10:49 AM by i_iz_stine
Look at that flagrant display of fake concern. Curse you sly gene pool tool of evil! Shy away, Hanh. It's like taking candy from strangers. Trust not the foulness of that sib family!
I must be on better watch from now on.... and patrol their xangas more frequently...
a battle is brewing...
it's not going to be pretty...
Certain sib families have crossed the line. At first they were insignificant instances, indirect comments. But the infidels have grown bolder. They now rudely and brashly embark upon a crusade to steal my sibs away frome me.
In the past few months, at least half the big sibs in ABSA have attempted to lure Caroline and Hanh over to the dark side. I have stood by and endured insult after insult, and witnessed act after thoughtless act of treachery.
But no longer - No longer will I allow this connivance to continue!
Hanh and Caroline are MY sibs. MINE, got it? Shobit, Gene, Joe, Ansar, Sarah, even sweet-seeming Vivian: I accuse you of being guilty on at least one count of attempted thievery of sibs! This includes bribery, insulting me as a Big Sib, cajoling, manipulation, and physically pulling my sibs away from me.
Gene is the worsT. Him and his whole wretched family.
Demona848 (12:19:28 AM): want to quote on my Informer article?
Demona848 (12:19:36 AM): on why your weirdo family wore matching shirts to DIM SUM
HolyHeYsus (12:21:43 AM): and jealousy rears its ugly head
Demona848 (12:23:48 AM): the only ugly head around here is the one on those hideous yellow shirts
HolyHeYsus (12:26:07 AM): psh u wish u had a head that good looking on ur chest
HolyHeYsus (12:33:43 AM): u know i'm considering making 2 new shirts for 2 possible recruits into the gene pool
Demona848 (12:34:21 AM): yeah good luck finding someone who's DNA is inferior enough to be in thaT pool
HolyHeYsus (12:38:11 AM): well i was thinkin of inviting u, but ur rite i've gotta up my standards, maybe i'll ask caroline and hanh instead
Demona848 (12:39:04 AM): but if you up your standards so much that hanh and caroline can join, then neither you nor your sibs would fit the criteria
Look at that! Exhibit A.
I don't know WHY everyone is in a conspiracy to take Hanh and Caroline away from me. Just because they had the good sense to choose to be in my family in the first place shouldn't make them victims in this pitiful battle for the best sibs in ABSA. They're just innocent bystanders, ok? LEAVE THEM ALONE.
Exhibit B.
I'm reading Hanh's blog.. and what do I see??
A sneaky GenePool sib:
Hi Hanh!!!!
I hope you feel better...you can come talk to me if you need...i've been disappointed many times...so i know what it feels like
...AND we can go shopping...and buy new shoes
Posted 4/25/2004 at 10:49 AM by i_iz_stine
Look at that flagrant display of fake concern. Curse you sly gene pool tool of evil! Shy away, Hanh. It's like taking candy from strangers. Trust not the foulness of that sib family!
I must be on better watch from now on.... and patrol their xangas more frequently...
a battle is brewing...
it's not going to be pretty...
posted by Steph at 11:16 PM
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