While studying for accounting today I noticed a (male) friend had stubble on his legs. Disgusting. But that's besides the point.

Anyways, I asked why he had shaved his legs:

Guy: I shaved it for EOS [ABSA end of semester banquet]
Me: uh. whY? [it's not like he wore a dress, although he just might as well have]
Guy: blah blah... lame reason ... I find that if you use Aveeno and then a Mock3 blade, it works real well.
Me: [thinking] Aveeno? Why the heck does the guy have Aveeno? (it's this girly oatmeal lotion)
Guy: [continues] However, when my hair is too long, the blade can't catch all the hair, so I Nair it down first and then go over it with the blade. It makes it so smooth!

Yi-Lin and I stare at each other. Then at him. Then at each other.

Guy [continues]: I also find that if you shave with the grain of the hair, you can prevent razor burn! [looks up from stroking his legs and smiles]

Yi-Lin and I laugh hysterically.

David Mei is a girl. A GIRL.