CYC is today.
Weird.. it usually hits me a lot sooner than this.
I'll be back in a week!

Jeff is reading Pride and Prejudice.

lazybum234: Darcy just told Lizzy that he loves her.
lazybum234: i was shocked out of my pants (not literally)
Demona848: HAhahahaa

Last night I had this really realistic dream.
I dreamt I had this really cool carbon grey motorcycle that matched my car. I really liked it.
My mom didn't want me to keep it - said it was dangerous and all, but I told her I'd just drive it around the neighborhood, like a bike. (kind of a waste... now that I think about it).
Anyways, I drove it to Austin, and then when I parked it to go eat, it got stolen. I was sO mad. I called the police to give them the liscense plates and serial number.. and when I called my mom she was just like "I told you so."
Then I had to go to CYC and I heard some little boys talking about how one of their friends stole this motorcycle, so I listened in. Turns out, it was minE! *gasp*
So I forced them to tell me who it was, and I went around looking for him. Turns out it was this little boy I kinda recognized from years ago in Chinese school. He had sold it to some other guy in Austin right after he stole it. I was really really pissed, (but even more pissed he sold it for so little) and I scolded him pretty badly and he started crying.
Even though the little punk deserved to be thrashed, then I started feeling bad and hugged him instead and piggy backed him to a phone so I could make calls. Then he called his mom and she came up to write a check to pay for it. She was going to beat him, but I told her not to.. that my mom didn't want me to have the motorcycle anyways.. so I probably wouldn't get another one.
I had a bunch of other random dreams afterwards, but I don't remember them. I wonder why I dreamt about having a motorcycle.
It really was a very beautiful bike though...

[this is from the guy who suggested we all get BloGGer T-shirts to show our pride]

lazybum234: i sold out....i got xanga
Demona848: JEFF!
lazybum234: but
lazybum234: only to link to my blog
Demona848: NO
Demona848: .. so you can make comments?
lazybum234: no
Demona848: oh.
Demona848: then why??
Demona848: for the love of god.. WHY
lazybum234: so i can be in people's sidebars
Demona848: ...
Demona848: ok..
Demona848: geez
Demona848: you weakened
lazybum234: HEY DONT ACT LIKE U NEVER DID IT
lazybum234: this cute girl at work kept insisting that i do it
lazybum234: so i cracked...
Demona848: hahaha
lazybum234: sigh...girls ..my weakness
Demona848: i did it for another reason
Demona848: to make FUN of xanga
Demona848: not to be in the side bar
Demona848: you're practically on the other side!
lazybum234: so u were like a spy
Demona848: yeah. i infiltrated
Demona848: you succumbed
lazybum234: cool
Demona848: it's totally different
lazybum234: but i didn't ever intend on using it
lazybum234: it's like i'm taking advantage of them
lazybum234: to direct more people to blogger
Demona848: ok... promise?
lazybum234: YES

mrhat145: i prefer to say heh over lol
Demona848: how bout just ha
mrhat145: i think ha sounds more sarcastic than heh
mrhat145: and it might offend people by making them think i'm laughing at them instead of with them
mrhat145: ha's more efficient, but heh holds stronger internet etiquette characteristics
Demona848: oh ok
Demona848: and haha is too much
mrhat145: yea
Demona848: hehe is too girly
mrhat145: going four letters is just not worth it with the availability of lol

DUDE.
Read this guy's Xanga.
Then read the 1st and 3rd girl's replies. Maybe I'm just way too volatile, but it pissed the crap outta me.

Feel free to leave a comment .. I'd like to see what more people think..

jerryWhOo (1:04:07 AM): moo
Demona848 (1:04:17 AM): meow
jerryWhOo (1:05:01 AM): SPLAT...the cow just sat on the cat
Demona848 (1:05:50 AM): ewww
Demona848 (1:05:52 AM): drip drip
Demona848 (1:05:53 AM): the blood..
jerryWhOo (1:05:53 AM): hehe
jerryWhOo (1:06:12 AM): am i normal?
Demona848 (1:06:52 AM): I don't think either of us are, dear

lilg8416: haha...i sneaked out a rat for u today
lilg8416: !!!
lilg8416: u owe me big time

Demona848: where is my rat?

lilg8416: sitting right infront of me

Demona848: ...
Demona848: are you serious?!?
Demona848: you're kidding, right homomar?
Demona848: there is no rat..

lilg8416: haha...no...and its heteromar
lilg8416: i thought u were serious stephanie
lilg8416: and i went out of my way to bring u one
lilg8416: its okay just give me 30 bucks to pay for the rat...and we'll call it even

Demona848: ..
Demona848: i do not believe you
Demona848: at all
Demona848: what color is it
Demona848: hurry. answer quick

lilg8416: are u calling me a lyier
lilg8416: white
lilg8416: red eyes

Demona848: noooO!!!
Demona848: why do you have one??
Demona848: seriously

lilg8416: for you!!

Demona848: ahhh!!

lilg8416: i was going to drop it by tomorrow
lilg8416: i was like...dont' kill it...someone i know wants it

lilg8416: man...r u really believe all this bs i'm giving u
lilg8416: next i'll say i got u a monkey
lilg8416: a pink one
lilg8416: and u'll believe me

Demona848: ...
Demona848: you SUCK! OMAR!
Demona848: HOMOmar
Demona848: you are not heteromar at ALL
Demona848: I got all excited..
Demona848: clearing room for it..
Demona848: meanie!!
Demona848: meanie!

;ilg8416: dude...xanga says that i'm heteromar
lilg8416: haha
lilg8416: srry
lilg8416: actually i'm not srry at all

Demona848: you raised my hopes and then dashed them cruelly!
Demona848: you are a heartless barbarian!

lilg8416: hahahah...

Demona848: evil fiend! souless monster!

lilg8416: hahhahaha
lilg8416: i remember someone saying that she doesn't care if i kill rats

Demona848: I shall tie you up, starve those rats, and then set those poor rats upon you

lilg8416: OMG
lilg8416: call me a heartless bastard

Demona848: Then I shall broadcast your demise on the internet.. to warn future liars not to mess with my emotions as you have!

lilg8416: ahhh...u scare me!!
lilg8416: i never knew u had this in you

Demona848: you'll be ORGANless once I'm done with you!
Demona848: you FOOL!
Demona848: ok just kidding. i love you omar. even if you didn't get me a rat
Demona848: well, i take it back. i don't love you

lilg8416: hahahhaa...and i bet u'll hang the organs on ur wall

Demona848: but I'm not gonna kill you

lilg8416: hahaha
lilg8416: well...i might kill you
lilg8416: u'd beter watchout

Demona848: oh PUH-leeze
Demona848: like you stand a chance
Demona848: hahahahaha
Demona848: you're funny.

lilg8416: hahahah...man i've been working out all summer
lilg8416: jus so i can kill you

Demona848: I'll chew out your organs with my bare teeth
Demona848: I don't need rats

lilg8416: hahahaha
lilg8416: ur sick

Demona848: After I sever your jugular with my incisors you'll be too weak to use any muscle you may have been able to develop
lilg8416: hahaha
lilg8416: allright u win
lilg8416: i'm sorry
lilg8416: i don't think i'll come around u for a couple of months

Demona848: don't worry. I don't really attack people and make them bleed

lilg8416: i don't know...i read ur xanga

Demona848: so? what does that disclose exactly

lilg8416: that u can make scary faces
lilg8416: and ur screen name fits u

Demona848: how so

lilg8416: demona's that gargoyle right
lilg8416: and they're pretty viscous and scary (not like i couldnt' take em)
lilg8416: and tha faces u were making...that fits a gargoyle

Demona848: ..
Demona848: I LOOK LIKE A GARGOYLE?!?!

lilg8416: noooooooooooo
lilg8416: nooooooo
lilg8416: i think i should stop speacking about this
lilg8416: before i get in trouble

Demona848: good idea
Demona848: you're amusing
Demona848: ::pats head::

lilg8416: haha...so r u
lilg8416: slaps ass

lilg8416: ok...u haven't responded in a while
lilg8416: i was j/k abou the slaps ass thing
lilg8416: i'll give u a "pat head"


if anyone's going to be looking...
OMAR's body will be found floating down the nearest moving body of water

^_^

Why I can't wait to go to camp.


Another bonus:

lilg8416: i've been basically working...that's about it

Demona848: what do you do

lilg8416: killing rats is what most ppl say
lilg8416: but it basically research

Demona848: you sicko!
Demona848: 'research'
Demona848: animal mutilator!

lilg8416: i save ur life
lilg8416: without me u'd die
lilg8416: infact i think humanity owes me

Demona848: how do you save my life by killing a bunch of rats?

lilg8416: we gotta test our medicines on rats...so we can use them on humans
lilg8416: thereby saving ur life

Demona848: hmm.. I don't buy it

lilg8416: hahahaha

Demona848: so do you enjoY killing them, omar?
Demona848: do you?
Demona848: huh?

lilg8416: it's ok... it's a thankless job

Demona848: do you get a thrill each time a rodent dies by your hands?

lilg8416: ummmmm
lilg8416: ummmm
lilg8416: i like doing surgery on them

Demona848: EWWWW
Demona848: you're sicker than I thought

lilg8416: ok stephanie
lilg8416: since u love rats so much
lilg8416: y don't u come take all the rats from my lab
lilg8416: and raise them as if they were ur own
lilg8416: hahaa

Demona848: nah it's ok. I'm not raising yucky rats. I was just kidding. kill them. what do I care.

lilg8416: hahaha

My sister and I take my little 9 year old cousin Angeline to WalMart to pick up some stuff.
I was instructed by her mom to get her a toothbrush as well.

So I peruse the wide selection of colorful toothbrushes and select and purple and pink one.

"Is this one ok? It's pretty small. You like purple, right?"

She silently accepts it, not looking up at me.

"What? You don't like it?"

She shrugs.
I shrug.
We continue walking.
I turn around, and notice she's not looking very happy. But of courSE, you doesn't saY so.

I sigh. "What? what's wrong? You don't like the color? It's too big?"

She nods.

"Geez. Ok."
Back to the aisle.
"You'll have to get a kid one. None of these other ones will fit in your little mouth."

She nods reluctantly.

"Do you like Barbie?"

::shakes head::

"Blue's clues?"

::shakes head::

"Toy Story? Rugrats? Big bird?!"
My voice is bordering hysteria and the other patrons are now staring at us curiously.

"Loony Toons. Here. You like purple. Here is a purple Marvin the Martian."

I hand it to her.

She hands it back to me.

"Tweety! You like tweety. Here is an orange one."

She doesn't like the Sylvester cat on it.

"BLUE! YOU LIKE BLUE! Here is a blue Bugs Bunny. With stars one it. PPREEEETTY.. GET IT!!"

She takes it, turns it around, stares, and agrees.

"You sure? You like it? You're not gonna cry, right?"

She smacks my butt (it's eye level) and glares at me.

"ok... you know, in my day, we didn't PICK our toothbrushes. We didn't have these fancy shmancy characters and glitter. YOu kids these days are spoiled! SpoileD I tell you. So many choices! Now let's get the hell outta here, you picky little brat. "

She glares again and tries not to laugh.

But at least we got her a toothbrush.

reading Rebecca's really funny entry made me want to blog again.
Then reading in another one of her entries about how I disappeared off the face of the earth made me reflect on what the heck I really diD do this summer.
gone for a month. europe.
leakey. tubing. a week.
worked. a week.
went to austin. ooo. ate 2 dozen raw oysters with vivian jerry gene phillip. yuM.
got sick. (not related to oysters)
dentist/doctor/ortho appointments in between.
movie. Pirates of Caribbean!!! Go seE it, already.
present.

blah. I blah.
I now look forward to camp.
more so than my appointment tomorrow which requires blood from me. yuck.
not only am I going there on an empty empty stomach (not allowed to eat).. they're taking my blood.
#$#%(*#%
where did my summer go??

oh! I have a big fish tank. it is beautiful. and my guppies had babies! only one is alive though. but it/she/he gets bigger each day.

um. yeah. I want to do lots of stuff. I'm realizing the end of my summer is nears quickly. please. if you remember who I am after me being gone for so long.. call me IM me e-mail me invite me to do something!!
also, I have been missing many many IMs lately.. i sign on at all these different computers.. so apparently I haven't replied to a lot. so sorry if I 'ignored' you. I didn't see it. really.
I have cabin fever.

I have not blogged in nigh over a sennight because as of yet,
there had been nothing of import to blog about.

Until now.
HOLY MOTHER OF G*D orlando bloom is hot as a pirate.

Any past rantings, sighs, swoons, (and not to mention life sized poster) over Legolas will now be explained as merely symptoms of a trifle infatuation; a passing fancy, and noT to be confused with the fervor I now dedicate to 'Will Turner/Orlando Bloom/HOT Pirate"

A bit confused?

It all began with the viewing of a film called The Pirates of the Caribbean.

A good movie.
The moment he appeared I became an ardent devotee of



I dither to confess what the flames of ardor have provoked me to do... but alas, in a fit of inexorable bewitchment, I hot-headedly did something I swore I would never to again:
I eBay-ed.
I bought huge Pirates of the Caribbean poster.

::hangs head in shame::

Yes, I am ashamed!
Ashamed of my weakness!
My predictability as a star-crazed consumer!
and My Blasted Attachment to the limitless goods offered by eBay,
the almost-ridiculous convenience of PayPal,
and the incredibly dashing good looks of some young movie star acting like a pirate that never existed, whom I will never meet in person, and who's paper face I just paid 10.99 for will probably be replaced by the next fictional character he plays.

But who the hell cares?? People are snatching up those posters like crazy.. and I got a great deal on one of the best versions of the posters in a great condition!!!! (seriously.. people are paying 30 bucks for it.. without S&H)

Yo HO yo HO!!!
A pirate's life for meee!!!

my eyes are sore from being in front of the computer.
I don't know how people do this for 8 hours a day. I don't think I can get a job where I just sit at a desk.
I bought a fish tank yesterday ^_^
I've had this little 2-3 gallon one where I kept my two fish for a while now. They're actually still alive from 2 Halloween carnivals ago. They were getting kind of big, so I bought a 44 gallon tank. It's all decorated and everything, I just gotta let the filter run for a few days before I put my fish in. I'd hate for them to die on me because they're not used to their new aquarium. I hope they like their new home.
I love my fishies.
They're the only friends I have in this cruel, desolate world. ok. not really.